Let me be your fantasy….

So what IS my deepest, darkest sexual fantasy, you ask…

My answer to you is… STRANGER/STRANGER SEX!

This is, has been, and always will be kept as a fantasy to be enjoyed only in my mind. As much as I am tempted, I would never put myself in such a position of potential danger. Especially in this day and age of psychopaths, rapists, murderers, serious std’s, and AIDS.

But just THINKING about this type of uninhibited sex with strangers makes me wetter than a rainy day in the tropics!

And of course, I mean BAREBACK sex with strangers! (Why not, since it’s only a fantasy in my mind? )

This particular fantasy of mine started back when I was 18 or 19 or thereabouts. I remember, because my then boyfriend (and first lover) had a collection of Playboy, and other porn magazines strewn around his house and while he was busy out in the garage, I was busy in his bedroom getting off to various magazine articles, forums, and hot pics!

I remember, in particular, a couple of Hustler articles (with pics, of course! ) about these bars that held amateur stripper contests. And about the women who participated and then got carried away by the enthusiastic response of the bar crowd when they started masturbating on stage and encouraging the bar patrons to join in with them… The horny men would literally line up to finger, lick, and fuck that one very horny woman! OMG! I would imagine that I was her, that dozens, or even hundreds, of horny men of all ages, races, shapes and sizes wanted to fill me with their hot cum!

Through the years, this fantasy in my mind grew a life of its own. Not only would I keep replaying that hedonistic bar scene over and over and over, but I would add to and embellish it… Not only horny straight men would use me for sex, but now horny women would too! I loved to imagine a woman French-kissing me, eating me, fingering me, making me cum… Or multiple people (male and female) using me all at the same time… Dozens of hands, tongues, and cocks all over and in my body! Swimming in the hot sticky love juices of so many people in one session!

Then one night on some TV talk show (I don’t remember which one), they interviewed a woman who was making a porno where she would be fucked by 1,000 men! OMG! I almost came just hearing about it! I could only imagine what that would be like: 1,000 “strange” cocks and cum in me!

Back in reality land, I’ve only actually experienced “strange” sex a couple of times, both many years ago, both times with only one person in relatively safe conditions. Was it as hot as my fantasy? HELL, YES!!!

In a different, safe world I would want to fuck just about any and every person I come in contact with! In this real world, however, I realize that if I ever tried to do this, I would likely be dead in a month. If a murderer or AIDS didn’t get me, I would simply die from exhaustion! But what a way to go!


Cum one, Cum all… The female orgasm

The Female Orgasm has been a topic of debate, mystery and even the biggest punchline going all the way back before Christ. I bet the Sumerians probably didn’t know how to please their women either. Anyway, only as of past century has it been de-mystified and is now taken into account as “OMG it’s really really real! Is that what makes you squirt?”

For the longest time I didn’t know the mechanics behind it all (thank you sex education! ) So when I finally came into my own, I felt less “bad” for thinking I was just sexually dysfunctional and became more at ease and happier that how I came was natural and that my body was A-OK!

Sometimes I wonder: How many of us know our own body, and how many men for that matter know how our orgasms work? Glad you asked, I went and found out…

+Its reported that up until the last few decades it was assumed that women didn’t orgasm at all. Why so? Not too many doctors specialized in sexual medicine. And since women didn’t need to orgasm to conceive, the female orgasm wasn’t of much importance to most doctors.

+Men don’t necessarily need love or romantic feelings to orgasm- it is automatic . Ok, before I get dragged to hell, I didn’t say ALL MEN. Men can not orgasm at all or even get aroused due to stress, emotions, medications, circulatory issues, diabetes, etc. So yeah, but back to my main subject…

+What happens when we come? Well… the clit enlarges and moves. The pelvic area fills with blood and the genital muscles tighten and kablooey! Orgasms release that tension and the vagina, pelvic floor, anus and uterus get in on that.

+ On average, we have 6-10 contractions per orgasm. Men, just 4-6. Sorry, fellas.

+We do take a long time on average: 10-20 minutes during sex. Men, only 2-3 on average.

+Women CAN orgasm AND have multiples, under the right circumstances: A caring, understanding partner who’s knowledgeable and can help her along. Fear not ladies, it is possible…as long as your man (or lady) isn’t the selfish type.

+Women DO need CLITORAL stimulation to reach orgasm. Save for the few who can during penetration, and its probably where the penis hits. Which is on or near the G spot which is located in the vaginal wall about 3 inches in. Shallow strokes, YAASS!

+1/3 of women orgasm through penetration. Another 1/3 can through penetration and additional stimulation. Another 1/3 of women can only through oral or manual stimulation.

Luckily for me i can have all 3!

+Women can come, but not even know they did. Some women do hit the peak of arousal and then feel much more relaxed and contented. It doesn’t have to be when the pelvic floor muscles clench in order to be a “true” orgasm. Yes, good to know. Because I’m tired of being put into doubt, since I didnt go into convulsions and squirt so hard, I punched a hole through space and time to know it was a real climax.

+Orgasms are goooooood: Oxytocin and endorphins are released when you come. Oxytocin in particular, being the “bonding/love” hormone. Awww

+ALSO we are able to come through exercise, sleeping (nocturnal emissions, anyone?) and giving birth. The last one…um. Anyway, additionally the old standbys: Horseback riding, motorcycles and the washer machine. Something, something Maytag repairman. *cough*

But i have been known to cum in my sleep!!!!

Moving along..

I hope in some way this makes you feel better, granted you knew this already (I hope) and that men picked up a little something from this, too! Granted, this isn’t the end-all be-all guide, I’m sure there’s some I forgot. i.e: As to how to make yourself (or your lady come), people are different, what turns them on and how they go about it is different. Just know that this is your body and how it works, and you? You are awesome!

The end.

I am FAT! Not fluffy…. Im big round and fat!

I dont know WHO started this stupid trend, but it needs to stop. I’m speaking to all my sexy big people here.

Stop calling yourself fluffy.

If you are a large person, big boned, fat, or however you refer to yourself….. you can still be sexy. You hear me? You can be big and sexy. BE big and BE sexy. Embrace that shit.


Calling yourself fluffy sounds like a big ole bag-o-farts. Flatulence is NOT sexy.

Look, Im a FAT BITCH… There is no shame in me saying that because I STILL am sexy. I’m 5’6 and have big ole ignorant N cup boobs. They are so big they are stupid BUT Im still sexy. Can’t nobody tell me any different. FUCK if I would refer to myself as fluffy. Uhm, no…..Im not fluffy. I am big. AND sexy.

You are beautiful and don’t need to make up silly words to describe yourself. My point here is, DO YOU. Forget the silly labels. Be big, be sexy.

PSA (public service announcement for you slow fuckers)

It’s not cume
is not Kum
is not come.
its CUM

I think that word is the most misspelled word here on twitter chat rooms forums etc etc  It made me a little ocd crazy today reading all the misspellings, hence the PSA. Lol.

End PSA. This message was brought to you by my ocd. Lol. I don’t really have ocd. No really, I don’t. Seriously.

In other news

Every time a guy asks me how tall I am, they almost ALWAYS laugh at my response. Most point out they are a whole foot taller than me. Lol. Uhm, so, ok……

I’m short as fuck!
Im a people mcnugget.
Im funsized.
Im a member of the lollipop guild.

I can’t help that shit.

I got a plastic box full of hooker heels, whore shoes, fuck me pumps, prostitute kicks, whatever you want to call them. I love them, I rock them.. Don’t judge me. Lolol

Awwww hairy squirrel turds…. its nearly 10pm. I’m not even sleepy but i need to go to bed as i have a busy day tomorrow… so…..
Anyway, I need to at least try to sleep. So…..

Gnite Freakies!


In need of naked hot bodied cuddles

Hi everyone who comes over to read my post and thank you for taking the time to read my ramblings.

I havent been on for a while due to feeling unwell. Iv been spending most of my time laid on the sofa under my blanket.

But today i feel bit better so i though id try and write a bit. My typing is going slow as the cold really effects my joints and especially my hands.

So iv decided im recruiting a hot water bottle in the life size shape of man. You just need to be red blooded as in hot hot hot so i can steal your heat from you!!

In return i cant promise much other than my warm sweaty body laid next to you not really doing much!!

Oh and my breasts sticking to you as you try to roll away from me lol

On that note im going to make myself some dinner and try my hardest to warm up and pray my nipples dont drop off in the mean time!

Feel free to send supplies… ya know chocolates cheese coffee….

BBW facesitting

Obviously im bored today. I guess that comes from hurting myself and being stuck in the house… esp as its snowing too as i know id go arse over tit.

So on my twitter account i get asked a lot about facesitting. To be honest its never really appealed to me especially as im a very big girl and id hate to be up on some sort of charge because id suffocated some one to death lol

So i thought id look up the whole fetish thing and this is my conclusion to the whole thing..

1. Release of control – for the person being sat on, it is about relinquishing control into the hands of their “mistress”. Their life and quite literally the air that they breath is left up to whomever is sitting on them, be it their chest, face or body. When someone has an arse as big as mine…just half of my weight would  completely cut off the ability to move from under me or catch air unless I lifted off enough to do so. Many times the release of control is by a “Sub” who holds a powerful position in business/life OR has to maintain control in their “vanilla” daytime activities. They need a place to release and someone to forcibly take control out of their head and hands.

2. Surrounded by Mistress’ essence – It’s also about being completely enveloped by the scent of a woman. Your head and torso is so completely encased within thick, massive thighs, that every time you inhale, you inhale her. Personally, I like to shower before anyone is going down there , however some of you naughty slaves like the heady scent of a woman after she’s worked up a sweat through out the day….

3. Pressure – Can you imagine what’s it’s like to have 400  pounds of massive arse sitting full weight on your chest or face? I guess the seat would prefer someone who is bottom heavy  which is why i often wonder why iv been asked as im obviously top heavy. The seat loves the feeling of the immense pressure that a body puts on them as the lady would  sit, lie or stand. It seems like most people into BBW Facesitting enjoy the pressure and it plays a bigger role than what you see in skinny women facesitting.

4. Arse worship – I believe it is also about paying homage to the woman and more specifically the body part she uses to give such pleasure/pain. Not that facesitting is specifically painful. . which again makes me question why me??? Yes i have a large arse but i thought id get more messages about boobie worship.

5. Smothering – Being smothered between massive thighs and buttocks is an overwhelming sensation. Or so iv been told.

6. Extreme squashing/buttdrops – And then for those that REALLY like to test their limits, there is squashing and buttdrops. Some subs not only love to have  400 pounds dropped hard on their bodies but they even like it to be dropped on their face!

I will be honest id never heard of buttdrops  myself so all in all a very educational day

What is sexy?????

I find men to be interesting,when not only the physical aspect is what attracts them to me.
Similar attractions men find in women, not only the outlook…
How many of us are aware what other things go into equation with physical look and what we consider sexy about opposite gender?
What would make us to feel there’s no doubt he/she would rock our world if we were lucky enough to get that chance with her/him?

My first thought today was that laughing is very sexy…
A nice smile with a smooth, healthy, strong and relaxed laugh. We may like vocal people. A person who is opened to laughter and not afraid to let itself go with a good laugh is vocal…and might be vocal later as well…

With laughing comes gentle physical contact because touch is important. Could be radiant. If you touch your date arm while you laugh or flirt, it bumps you up a dozen notches on the “sexy” scale. Especially women, she has shown she is not afraid to get physical. Men like physical.

I like it when a man is confident. A confident person is someone who holds their own but isn’t afraid to step out of the spotlight for a while. That kind of person speaks up at the right time, but doesn’t monopolize the conversation, it is the kind of woman or man we feel will be more confident later. We’re talking bedroom… “lights on” and “on top” for woman or „he knows what is he doing“, and that’s amazingly sexy.

A person who isn’t afraid to look at you and let you know she/he is doing so. I am talking about the eye contact. This is the person who watches you while you’re talking, and doesn’t let its eyes wander all over the room. It is the person who makes you think you’re the only other person in the room, and it is the person any man or woman would fight to keep.
There is another „look“ man and woman are showing after long exhausting night, hehe…when in the morning she or he says…“Ready for more?“ Isn’t that sexy?

There are so many variables to sexy it’s almost impossible to define. Of course there is psychically sexy but beyond that there are the many personality traits than blend together to make one “sexy”. For me I suppose it starts with sexual confidence in ones self then all the other little personal attributes a man might have are added.

I know it’s hard to give the correct answer on what makes another person sexy. It is the attraction of another person. For me it is how he stands out from the best, self confidence, has proper communication skills, is he honest and consistent in life and relationships, personality and he has got to be all man and not some wannabe kid who plays games and wastes my time.

Thanks for popping by! x

Sex toys..is there a do and dont list?

I hate waking up in the morning and not remembering my dreams.  It’s even worse, when you know that you dreamed something extra spectacular but you can’t remember the details of the dream.  The other night, I had a dream like that.  I know it was amazing by my wet sheets but I can’t remember the details to save my life.  Actually, as I am writing this, there is one detail I know for sure, the dream centered on sex toys.

With all that said, I like sex toys.  Now, when I say I like sex toys, let me say that I really just have a liking for vibrators.  I brought my first one at the age of 19 on an  trip to a little quiet town near  where i lived and have been hooked every since.  From baby bullets, dildos and even rabbits, I have owned them all.

Many people believe that sex toys specifically vibrators and dildos are made for single lonely women; obviously, this is not true at all.  Most of the people reading this have watched at least one porno depicting a couple using a vibrator or dildo for foreplay or during sex.  And while I understand that our average lives are not as simple as a porno, there is no reason why the sex can’t be just as fun.  And while I understand, men have their egos to think about, there are certain techniques that should be used when using said sex toys during sex.  Below are 8 simple tidbits that might help you fellas and some women out using vibrators and dildos in the couples’s sex department.

1)    Sex toys are NOT a one size fits all.  They are not for everyone women that lays in your bed and really shouldn’t be used everyday unless that is the only way your girl can get off.

2)    Communication is the key!  I know it sounds very cliché’ but it really is the truth.  It’s the best way to know how your partner perceives the idea of using toys and what your partner likes.  Never try to guess because it really is a waste of time.  Not all women are going to be into the idea of using a vibrator or dildo for foreplay or sex.  ***Point Blank Fact:  Just because a woman fucks you on the first night, doesn’t mean she is a labeled freak and down for anything; it only means she fucked you on the first night.

3)    Keep your toys CLEAN!  I know this is an odd statement but trust that there are very few women who will get turned on by the smell of 3-day-old pussy on a used dildo.  You want a clean fork when you eat, same should apply to your vibrators and dildos.

4)    NEVER, EVER put a dry vibrator or rub a dry dildo against a clitoris.  If you’re asking yourself why right now, you really have no business reading this blog and need to take an Anatomy 101 course.

5)    Remember that vibrators are a machine, no matter how big or small…. They are still machines.  Unless your women specifically request it or you just know she is loving it never put a vibrator on a high setting on her clitoris.  If your thinking to yourself that you have done this and she screamed in pleasure, ask yourself this, can you really tell the difference in her polite screams of pains or discomfort from moans of pleasure?  With that said, leave the back massagers for the back!

6)    Using a vibrator or dildo for foreplay is a preshow for the main event.  Just because she has an orgasm during the foreplay does not give you the right to get lazy for the main event.  If you do, your only making yourself look bad.  And trust, she will remember that.

7)    For those of the men that aren’t used to giving and have no patient, this might not be the thing for you.  If your using the vibrator on her, the moment is for her… just because you think you are done doesn’t mean she is.  Speaking from experience, there is nothing worse than being on the verge of the most amazing orgasm to have it taken away because your beau just assumed the moment was over.

And from that leads me to this, when using a vibrator on your woman, pay attention to how she responds to the machine.  If you’re not sure, fucking ask her, point blank.  It is very easy for you to find her spot with a vibrator or dildo that will drive her up the way, but it is even easier for you to lose that spot and not even know it.  And again speaking from experience, the worst thing in the world is to be on the edge of an amazing orgasm only to have a man move the vibrator and loose that feeling.

And on that note me and my magic wand (in purple my fave colour) may have a play date later!!

Thanks for popping by x